SHORT 'N SWEET: THE BOOK SPEAKS: All Empires Must

How would you, All Empires Must, describe yourself in two sentences or less?

Which is worse, selfhood or its attempted description? I refuse to admit to either one.

Where would you go on your dream vacation?

All roads lead to Rome.

What is your favorite color?

Blue.

What is your favorite movie?

I never remember movies.

What advice would a therapist give you?

See a psychoanlayst.

What is your favorite smell?

Pine.

Do you collect anything, and what do these items mean to you?

I collect fragments of buildings.

What is your favorite snack?

I pretend not to have a body and go hungry always. 

If you could have dinner with anyone, who would it be and why?

Remus, the mythical brother of Romulus, to hear the story from his side.